The Caudata Caption Game

Male: ...well you didn't used to nag me before we were married.

Female: I never nag you!

Male: You do, your constantly on my back about something!
 
Ok Chinadog your next! That's hilarious! post a pic. :D:rofl:. -Seth
 
Hmmm, I think the newts are the most sensible members of the household so this is the best I can do at the moment!
 

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Jimi was so tired from the day of chasing females that he ran and plopped on to his bed............... the only problem was that he had lost his balance before hand and landed on his back. "That's gunna hert tommora" he said with a moan:p.
 
Woah...that shrimp i ate earlier sure is strong stuff....
 
Ceiling Newt is watching your every move.
 
Tangela Uses Overgrow!


It's Super Effective!


Wild Fire Bellied Newt Faints. . .


Trainer Is Out Of Pokemon. . .


Trainer Blacks Out. . .
 
I'm going to have to say Azhael wins but geron made me giggle with his entry, I have no idea what it means but it reminded me of a Japanese TV commercial with flashing images, laughing children and people talking really fast!
 
what about "mmm that was some good egglaying.. Anyone got a smoke? "
 
Niels D said:
I'm the smallest nefew of the family.. seriously. I'm still 1.92 meters in height though. Not ridiculously tall but above avarage.
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I used to think i was fairly tall (which is easy in Spain) and then i visited Holland...


Ok, to continue with the theme...
 

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Ah ah ah ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!

Or...

It soon became clear to the judges that only filming the amphibian high jump from directly above was a mistake!
 
Or,

he thought acting might get him a couple more worms, or,

He reached out to grab his news paper but for some reason his shrimp hadn't brought it to him yet, "that pesky shrimp is gunna be mah next meal if he doesn't bring me that paper!". He said.
 
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