SludgeMunkey
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Hello folks!
This post is aimed at our younger members, and our newer members, but the usual gang of creepy salamander geeks are in my sights too.
Today in the mail, I recieved the results from some standardized testing the state of Nebraska makes all their high school kids take. I suppose it is some overpriced ploy to help keep federal education funding rolling in or some silly test put in place by that "No child left behind" political ploy.
Anyway, all opinion aside, I was exposed to some troubling yet not surprising facts. My kid reads like a champion. My kid sucks at math and is barely in the lower end of average at science. Also, as no surprise to me, Nebraska as a whole sucks at math and science.
This got me researching. I started pulling up standardized test results from the last few years from all over the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia. No big shock there either. It appears that in all the world locations I was able to find data on, the trend is very similar. (I didn't bother with Asia and the Middle East, as even I only have so much time in a day...)
Young folks really and truly do not know what the heck they are doing when it comes to math and science.
Then, I started playing around with user lists that show age data. I sampled from this site and all the others I regularly visit that have what I think of as high school and early college students. Then I cross referenced that with the test data, and the nature of the sites.
Now mind you, I am not one to talk. My wife balances the checkbook for a reason. I have no trouble with abstract math and science concepts, but the basics kick me in the gluteus maximus, if you know what I mean. So, I freely admit I did very basic calculations and let Wolfram Alpha do the hard work for my very basic overview.
The results are nothing you do not already know. Nothing groundbreaking here. The only difference is I wasted a few hours in between trolling the paranormal and religious corners of the web and assessed it for myself.
My conclusions:
Why the heck can a youngster interested in salamanders, frogs, lizards, snakes, fish or bugs not be pursuing a career in a biological science? How can kids that like blowing stuff up and playing with fire and rockets not pursue an engineering or physics career? How can any of these folks complain there are no jobs when they graduate when they cannot score even average on basic standardized tests and fell OK about such claims?
I really don't know...or do I?
"Science is hard"
"Math is boring"
Great. Try telling me something I don't already know! I am a weapons engineer turned (almost) a biology major with a chemistry minor. I walked out of a 70k a year job to be a full time student. I'll tell you straight up, it IS hard! Really hard! Heck, blowing up aircraft with robotic guns is easy compared to organic chemistry and developmental biology! And don't go plying me with that "...but you are one of those smart guys..."
No. I am not. In fact, I am so amazingly low end average it is almost embarrassing. That is a fact. You USA folks wanna talk test scores and GPAs? Fine by me. I got a 980 on the SAT in 1994. I have a 2.869 GPA on a 4 point scale in college ONLY because I pulled all As in the art classes I took to get out of having to take pseudoscience courses in psychology. I have never passed a chemistry exam in my life. Ever. Thank the FSM for grading curves or I would have got kicked out a few semesters back!
In other words, even though I am a bit of an old fart, I am just as normal and average as you. My mantra has expended. "When in doubt, leave it out, but don't forget Cs get degrees."
So, after all that blather, what I am saying is, if you are really into your axolotl, why not make a career out of it? Does picking out just the right stuff to build a beautiful vivarium tickle you pink? Make a career out of it! Like tromping through the back forty with a camera and a net? Go be a pro and get paid to do it!
Get out of those relatively easy, far too common degrees in business administration and computer graphics and become a biology major! Stop spending so much time in your grow room and become a botanist!
Quit making excuses! If you were that kid that always had a bug in a jar and a pocket full of pretty rocks that tore up your washing machine while you were trying to recapture the bug in the kitchen because the jar popped open, give up your dead end office drone lifestyle and be a REAL science geek!
Sure, it is hard. But so is trying to figure out how to build a stable water chemistry aquarium the first time! Why end up like I did? I was an adult working a horrible job I hated with people I wouldn't step on the brakes for if they were crossing the street in front of me. All I did was work and complain about work. I mean, if that sounds like fun to you, I know a labor union Cardboard Box factory that needs some drones badly...
I am deadly serious kids. After learning what I did today, I can see absolutely no valid reason one can be a regular on a site like this one and NOT be a science major...I really can't.
Now, you are saying, "Well, its like easy for you dude, your old." No, I hate to tell you it is not. I have to suffer through a English comp class with my one of my daughters and her boyfriend. Also, I am not a dude, and it is "you're" not "your"...
Most of the class is old enough to be my kids. I was a barely average student in high school and the bottom of my class in all the military engineering schools I attended. I never did understand the point of algebra.
My point is, if an honest to god redneck from the backwoods of Pennsylvania can major in biology and minor in chemistry and actually pass the classes, you can too.
The excuse that you can't do it because it is too hard just does not cut it.
Now, why would I push this line of thinking? Simple.
Open up another tab in your browser.
Type "Biology jobs" into a search engine.
Spend a few minutes and look at how many big money jobs are open in your area right now that you could have if you had a biology degree.
Now do the same with serch terms like "zoo" and "ecology" and "environmental" in place of biology. Type in USDA and USFW and DNR for job searches!
Whoa! Check that out! They are begging for science geeks all over the world to do everything from research and lab work, to field work and zoo keeping! Heck, who DIDN'T want to be a zoo keeper as a child? A general biology degree can get you in the door!
Heck, our founder here is a chemist. We have all sorts of lab rats and scientists and zookeepers lurking about. They did it, so can you...and guess what...many of them were inspired by such careers by their pets and their hobbies....hint hint hint....
So, get off your butt, quit making excuses, and take the plunge. Just by hanging out on a site like this one you prove you have an interest in science, even if you do not realize it. And remember, if I can do it, anyone can. Turn your hobby into a career instead of growing up to be just another drone in the factory.
This post is aimed at our younger members, and our newer members, but the usual gang of creepy salamander geeks are in my sights too.
Today in the mail, I recieved the results from some standardized testing the state of Nebraska makes all their high school kids take. I suppose it is some overpriced ploy to help keep federal education funding rolling in or some silly test put in place by that "No child left behind" political ploy.
Anyway, all opinion aside, I was exposed to some troubling yet not surprising facts. My kid reads like a champion. My kid sucks at math and is barely in the lower end of average at science. Also, as no surprise to me, Nebraska as a whole sucks at math and science.
This got me researching. I started pulling up standardized test results from the last few years from all over the US, Canada, Europe, and Australia. No big shock there either. It appears that in all the world locations I was able to find data on, the trend is very similar. (I didn't bother with Asia and the Middle East, as even I only have so much time in a day...)
Young folks really and truly do not know what the heck they are doing when it comes to math and science.
Then, I started playing around with user lists that show age data. I sampled from this site and all the others I regularly visit that have what I think of as high school and early college students. Then I cross referenced that with the test data, and the nature of the sites.
Now mind you, I am not one to talk. My wife balances the checkbook for a reason. I have no trouble with abstract math and science concepts, but the basics kick me in the gluteus maximus, if you know what I mean. So, I freely admit I did very basic calculations and let Wolfram Alpha do the hard work for my very basic overview.
The results are nothing you do not already know. Nothing groundbreaking here. The only difference is I wasted a few hours in between trolling the paranormal and religious corners of the web and assessed it for myself.
My conclusions:
Why the heck can a youngster interested in salamanders, frogs, lizards, snakes, fish or bugs not be pursuing a career in a biological science? How can kids that like blowing stuff up and playing with fire and rockets not pursue an engineering or physics career? How can any of these folks complain there are no jobs when they graduate when they cannot score even average on basic standardized tests and fell OK about such claims?
I really don't know...or do I?
"Science is hard"
"Math is boring"
Great. Try telling me something I don't already know! I am a weapons engineer turned (almost) a biology major with a chemistry minor. I walked out of a 70k a year job to be a full time student. I'll tell you straight up, it IS hard! Really hard! Heck, blowing up aircraft with robotic guns is easy compared to organic chemistry and developmental biology! And don't go plying me with that "...but you are one of those smart guys..."
No. I am not. In fact, I am so amazingly low end average it is almost embarrassing. That is a fact. You USA folks wanna talk test scores and GPAs? Fine by me. I got a 980 on the SAT in 1994. I have a 2.869 GPA on a 4 point scale in college ONLY because I pulled all As in the art classes I took to get out of having to take pseudoscience courses in psychology. I have never passed a chemistry exam in my life. Ever. Thank the FSM for grading curves or I would have got kicked out a few semesters back!
In other words, even though I am a bit of an old fart, I am just as normal and average as you. My mantra has expended. "When in doubt, leave it out, but don't forget Cs get degrees."
So, after all that blather, what I am saying is, if you are really into your axolotl, why not make a career out of it? Does picking out just the right stuff to build a beautiful vivarium tickle you pink? Make a career out of it! Like tromping through the back forty with a camera and a net? Go be a pro and get paid to do it!
Get out of those relatively easy, far too common degrees in business administration and computer graphics and become a biology major! Stop spending so much time in your grow room and become a botanist!
Quit making excuses! If you were that kid that always had a bug in a jar and a pocket full of pretty rocks that tore up your washing machine while you were trying to recapture the bug in the kitchen because the jar popped open, give up your dead end office drone lifestyle and be a REAL science geek!
Sure, it is hard. But so is trying to figure out how to build a stable water chemistry aquarium the first time! Why end up like I did? I was an adult working a horrible job I hated with people I wouldn't step on the brakes for if they were crossing the street in front of me. All I did was work and complain about work. I mean, if that sounds like fun to you, I know a labor union Cardboard Box factory that needs some drones badly...
I am deadly serious kids. After learning what I did today, I can see absolutely no valid reason one can be a regular on a site like this one and NOT be a science major...I really can't.
Now, you are saying, "Well, its like easy for you dude, your old." No, I hate to tell you it is not. I have to suffer through a English comp class with my one of my daughters and her boyfriend. Also, I am not a dude, and it is "you're" not "your"...
Most of the class is old enough to be my kids. I was a barely average student in high school and the bottom of my class in all the military engineering schools I attended. I never did understand the point of algebra.
My point is, if an honest to god redneck from the backwoods of Pennsylvania can major in biology and minor in chemistry and actually pass the classes, you can too.
The excuse that you can't do it because it is too hard just does not cut it.
Now, why would I push this line of thinking? Simple.
Open up another tab in your browser.
Type "Biology jobs" into a search engine.
Spend a few minutes and look at how many big money jobs are open in your area right now that you could have if you had a biology degree.
Now do the same with serch terms like "zoo" and "ecology" and "environmental" in place of biology. Type in USDA and USFW and DNR for job searches!
Whoa! Check that out! They are begging for science geeks all over the world to do everything from research and lab work, to field work and zoo keeping! Heck, who DIDN'T want to be a zoo keeper as a child? A general biology degree can get you in the door!
Heck, our founder here is a chemist. We have all sorts of lab rats and scientists and zookeepers lurking about. They did it, so can you...and guess what...many of them were inspired by such careers by their pets and their hobbies....hint hint hint....
So, get off your butt, quit making excuses, and take the plunge. Just by hanging out on a site like this one you prove you have an interest in science, even if you do not realize it. And remember, if I can do it, anyone can. Turn your hobby into a career instead of growing up to be just another drone in the factory.