Biggest lie?

This is the last newt i'm gonna buy
 
Don't worry, it isn't contagious.
 
Ah, it's just a little one - it won't hurt at all to take it off!
 
Interviewer: So, why did you apply for this job?

Me: [Pre-prepared spiel, never mention 'I have bills to pay'].
 
There's two big lies at once.
Manager:That has to go, That's bigger than a 10 gallon aquarium, The lease states that you can have a 10 gallon aquarium and nothing larger,
Me: It's not an aquarium, There's no fish or water in there, It's a terrarium. All that's in it is soil and plants,
:D :D :D
 
Wow... now I'm starting to feel like a horrible person 'cause all these biggest lies make my biggest lie look terrible.

My biggest lie is a lie of omission. I still haven't told my dad that I'm not straight.
 
Yes, Mom, I did my homework :)
 
You are my first)
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